In honor of Tiger Woods cheating, I'm going to post some of the best jokes I've seen about the scandal.
What did you expect, the guy is paid to but the ball in the hole.
Tiger cheated with two women. Is that a double bogey or a hole in two?
Guess he couldn't keep his clubs in the bag.
Tiger got a hole in two. If his wife is keeping score, that's a double bogey.
He should have kept it in the short grass.
I wonder if he was playing the back 9?
I actually like Tiger Woods more now. I hope when Stuart Scott comes to interview him for ESPN during his record setting Master's win, he just flips him off and tells ESPN to go f*$$ themselves as he's walking away with four strippers.
Maybe she cleans his balls better than his wife does. I mean you have to have clean balls to win majors.
Tiger had more girls than he had golf clubs.
I wonder if the women wore tiger print panties?
Now we know how he got the name Tiger.
I wonder how many holes Tiger has played over the years. Sounds like quite a few.
Lock your wives up when the PGA Tour comes to your town; Tiger is swinging the driver.
Tiger, when apologizing to your wife DO NOT use the words SCREWED in any of your sentences. No screwed up, it was screwy, or I had a screw loose.
and the biggest joke of all is his phone call to one of the chicks to get her to change her number. He sounds like a man defeated. Pimp down! Pimp down!
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Funny as hell:
Now we know how he got the name Tiger.
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and the biggest joke of all is his phone call to one of the chicks to get her to change her number. He sounds like a man defeated. Pimp down! Pimp down!
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