Baby Got Back?

Guys, for those of you that thought girls' undergarments and cosmetics couldn't get more ridiculous, here's something for you. Yes, panties that make girls that are flat in the back look like they have a booty. Aside from not knowing that the words booty and pop went together—sounds noisy—do girls really need to be more fake? There's already padded bras. This is just a push-up bra for your booty. Girls have fake eyelashes, fake eyes, fake boobs, fake tans, fake everything, now everybody can have a badonkadonk. As a girl, isn't that first time embarrassing enough to begin with without you having to take off a pair of panties that have a huge ass in the back? It sounds like a deterrent to me. I know If I got a girl home, we got to that point and I found I she was wearing these, I may not even make it to the bed. I may just throw her right out. For a butt man this is appalling. The booty is the final frontier. One of the few things on a woman that couldn't be fake. Girls already take their eye lashes, hair, lips, cheecks and everything else off at night. Now they're taking off their booty too? Terrible. What would Sir Mix-A-Lot say? You can do side-bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt takes on an entirely different meaning.
And it's yet another reason why girls are smarter than boys. This is nothing but a ploy to make men really care about personality. I mean, if you know you're going to wake up in the morning with a girl who looks entirely different than the one you left with last night, you better give a damn about the only part of her that doesn't pop off like vacuum cleaner attachments. And when your friends see her, you better have an excuse for showing up with a girl who looks like Dan Patrick when you said she looked like Danica Patrick. "She was hot last night," isn't going to cut it anymore. You should've known it was fake. With all these press-on, glue-on, stick-on, and slide-on parts, ANY girl can look good. What's the world coming to when you can't even look at a booty to decide whether or not you're going to talk to a girl? Now we're going to have to start listening when you talk (Joking).