Parental advisory: explicit piercing

I went out last weekend because my boy had a friend visiting and we wanted to show him a good time. Where do guys take their friends when the want to "show them a good time"? The strip club. So we went. I'm sitting there looking down at the floor because I get nervous around naked girls, and my friend taps me on the shoulder. I look up and he says to me, "That girl has her grundle pierced." I couldn't believe my eyes. I had never heard of anything like that before, much less seen it. How do you go into the piercing place and ask for that? What do you say?
"So, I was wondering. Do you do grundal piercings?"
"Excuse me."
"You know, grundle piercings. The taint."
Inevitably, the loud music stops playing in the background so the guy can hear you and the word grundle pierces through the room just before the tattooed guy at the counter gives you a look of disgust and kindly asks you to leave. You know it's bad if the tattooed guy behind the counter asks you to leave. It was funny too because she had everything pierced. Two up top, one in the belly button, one in the happy place, and, finally, the grundle. That's a lot of hardware. There must be some sort of stripper special at that pericing place. I'll have a number 2 with a large fry. Maybe they had a two for one or an all you can pierce special that day. I don't know.