Hit 'Em in the Thorax?

I was reading Maxim the other day and read a story about a website that features bugs fighting to the death. I know some animal rights activists will be outraged — and maybe I'm wrong for saying it — but it's hilarious. There's even a Japanese announcer in the background calling the action. I'll bet a dollar to a dime somebody has money on this stuff. Maybe Vick can get into this while on house arrest. It's probably not as exciting as a dog fight, but even the most faithful PETA members have used a fly swatter. They won't have a leg to stand on. Mike will be free to open a bug training ring in his house — call it Bad Newz Bugz. Let he who is without bug spray cast the first stone.