creative ways to say I Love You

I was listening to a Chris Brown song today called With You. In the song he touts the way he feels when he's with his girl. In one line he states that his girl is, "like Jordan's on a Saturday" referencing that the shoes are released on Saturdays. That's hilarious. Even if a girl knew that tiny tidbit, somehow I doubt she would take it as a compliment. First of all, what does that even mean? I never got excited about the release of Jordan's because I couldn't afford them. In that case, he has come to the realization that his girlfriend is sad and cheap--not to mention that she probably doesn't look good . She's the off brand shoe you get at the grocery store. I also never believed shoes helped my performance in a sport. So his girlfriend is high maintenance and expensive, yet brings nothing to the table. Not necessarily a compliment. Sometimes there are three or four Jordan's released in a months period of time. They're usually just different color combinations of the original release. So is his girlfriend just a phase until the next better looking girl comes--just another in a long line of shoes he wears until he's tired of them? The thing is, I know what he meant, and I'm sure she would understand his sentiment and appreciate his creativity. Sometimes you should just stick to the basics though. I really like fruit in my cereal in the morning, but I'm not going to tell a girl she's like bananas in my Cheerios. It just doesn't have the same feel. What if she doesn't like bananas. I don't like catsup on my french fries, so if I tell a girl that it's not a compliment. I do, however, love to dip my PBJ in chocolate syrup. Should I tell my next girlfriend she's like Hershey's on a PBJ? I don't know. I think, for the time being, I'll just keep it simple